Oh wait whats this? Gyro Gun, the evil request addicted warmonger against almost everything is not against Christmas
? And the cows are not eating each other? Either a miracle of I just love Christmas for the spirit and not just because of material goods, festive meals/beverages and steam specials. And aim to keep the spirit going in this dreaded world where Christmas. What I also love about Christmas is the movies and I'm going to refer you ten Christmas movies you should see this year. Holy Night! (2011) -
Think of Toy Story but with Christmas Tree decorations and a Bethlehem Nativity Scene who dislikes each other and fear a giant (A Toddler) and when Santa's sleigh and Baby Jesus has been stolen, wait; stop! This isn't a religious/Christianity movie.
Now, continuing on, things intensify, Sam a low ranking elf and Sarah who aims to be a Bethlehem warrior journey together (Reluctantly) to find the real culprit. You get some laughs and an interesting take on a commonly used plot and still retains a moral message about Christmas. Don't expect much character development but it's worth a watch if you are a fan of animation.Jingle All the Way (1996) - I MUST GET DAT TURBO MAN!!!
A Christmas movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger is the father who just had to wait until near Christmas to get the Turbo Man action figure which sold out quicker than Power Rangers dolls when they were all the rage before it turned into complete shit. You can't watch this movie a first time without at least one laugh . Unlike the rest of this list, this one does not focus on Santa or any morals of Christmas other than get your Christmas shopping done before it gets close to Christmas. Arnold goes through hell trying to get the Turbo Man toy and it heats up even more when he meets a postal worker played by Sinbad. (Scream. [link]
) and one of his neighbors is trying to steal his wife from him with Arnold aware of what he's doing. You could just say this is more relevant to reality... until the last scene. Worth a watch for more than just seeing Arnold fleeing as he's being beaten with purses.Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) - Quick drinking game, take a shot every time I say Santa.
This movie is a true classic, anyone who has the spirit of Christmas and still does despite how bitter warmonger against everything becomes, should at least see this specific Santa Claus movie once. The movie starts in (What Wikipedia currently said at the time is) the 14th century before Santa was even Santa, delivering toys before Santa had become Santa, pretty much the actual Saint Nick before he became Santa. The day Santa decided to bend the rules to punish the those on Santa's naughty list Santa did when Santa received a letter to him, Santa that some kid was being cruel to the pet cat. Santa has shamed you and your family for generations kid, because you were Santa's first victim- uhh, child to receive a lump of Santa's coal. and then one of Santa's elves who wants to invent new ways to make toys faster, a villain that is more evil than every other villain in the Santa related movies for this list, even part 2... or is there? The Santa Claus movie (There are tons of Santa Claus movies hence why I refereed it to THIS Santa Claus movie due to it's name, Santa Claus: The Movie!) has a great atmosphere for a Santa Claus movie 0and you just have to love the villains over acting on certain parts. The Unique charm of this Santa Claus movie makes it worthwhile to watch this Santa Claus movie of how Santa became to be the Santa Claus we all believed in years ago until little jimmy pulled off a mall Santa's beard and ruined our vision of Santa thus destroying or believe of Santa in Christmas where kids should believe in Santa because Santa got us to behave better because of Santa's naughty and nice list which Santa, who is the actual Santa who posses Santa's list is the Santa who owns Santa's naught or nice list. Silent Night Deadly Night (1984)
- Oh look, you didn't pass out from the drinking game.
now let's have a Christmas movie that became highly controversial because annoying housewives were bored and stupid. This slasher movie starts with Billy only five years old witnessing his parents kill by someone dressed up as Santa, growing up in an orphanage ran by a horrible nun who claims he doesn't remember the incident. Of course you see him grow up into a fine adult until in a Santa Suit he snaps and goes on a murderous rampage. It's a standard slasher movie from the 80s but you get plenty of character development of the killer and like the previous movie, has a nice atmosphere. Warning, if you watch this, the only reason to watch the sequel is to see this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpu…
and now you don't need to see the equal, ever. Die Hard (1988) -
Takes place on Christmas Eve, I do not need to explain why you shouldn't see one of the greatest action movies of all time, why am I explaining this movie when it's already famous enough it doesn't even need mentioning? All I can say is, people do watch it during the Christmas season, and I don't want to put in a honorable mentions part. Part two will be typed up later, but like Christmas before we all started breaking tradition or when you got secret Santa gifts; you will be waiting for the rest of the gifts when it actually comes...
Or something like that, It's not my place to do philosophy., leave that to Xavier: Renegade Angel.